Dear Rake,
Next time I promise to put you away in the garden shed and wrap you up in a snuggie. You deserve better. Would you care to come in for some hot chocolate and scones? You can have the last of the marshmellows.
Your ever faithful owner,
Mrs. J
P.S. Tell orange he can come in once he stops telling that knock knock joke - "orange you glad I didn't say banana"
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